Reality is frequently inaccurate.– Douglas Adams (via bombazine-waif)
Good can imagine Evil; but Evil cannot imagine Good.– W.H Auden
Even the sharpest of minds will become dull after one too many hits.
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Biding your time doesn’t mean you stop trying. What good is patience without effort?
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Teeth are always in style.– Dr. Seuss
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